Monday, January 26, 2009

Baracks In; Scrubs Out

Attention all men out there, myself and several of my girlfriends have a new motto for 2009: " Baracks In; Scrubs Out." Yes, that's right, due to the election of our first African-American president, we are asking you to step your game up.

Notice how is looking at Michelle, now that's love and admiration!

Barack Obama is smart, funny, ambitious, loving, charismatic, charming, and good looking. We will no longer put up with your foolish games because you think you're, "as good as they come, and we can't find any better brothers out there." Do not copy everything Barack has done, develop your own swagger and please take note to the following expectations:

Oh no, just having a job will not cut it. You better have some goals and aspirations to go along with that job

Treat us with the utmost respect, like the queens we really are

Dress the part, it's not fair that we have to look good 24/7 and you can walk around in basketball shorts all the time

To add on to that. PULL your pants up! No one wants to see your unmentionables

Do not call us out of our names

A big ego is unattractive, but confidence is sexy

A good sense of humor goes a long way, especially when we're having a bad day

Be kind and caring; it's that simple. Nice guys don't always finish last and we like all around good guys. However, being nice doesn't mean you don't have a back bone, so don't be afraid to disagree and challenge us(but over-do it...).

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